JUSTIN MORNEAU IS SOOOOO SWEET!!!

Ok, I already had a super duper huge crush on Justin Morneau for the following reasons:

1. He's rather attractive - Ok, he's hot

2. He know how to work his bat - oh baby!

3. He's from Canada - so are my great grandparents

4. Word on the Street is he's a GREAT Kisser - xoxoxo

5. The fantasies of me and him and his roommate (Joe Mauer) together are just too much


Now just to cement my crush even further, my boss and his son went to the game the other night and Justin threw my boss's son a baseball. THAT IS SO SWEET!!!! Justin totally deserves MVP - I think there should be a grass roots effort starting very very soon!!!!

IS ANYONE HOME?????

I think the Twins have left the building - what is the deal? They can't beat the Royals? It is absolutely ridiculous. The pitching has been pretty good, but there is NO WAY to win a game if you don't score a few runs and swing the darn bats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thouhgt maybe the losing streak is a punishment from God because I have not been faithful to my committment to write in this blog . . . Please, Lord, forgive me and don't take my lack of committment and lazy tendacies out on my beloved Twins. Let them win tonight!!! Santana is on the mound so it's almost a sure thing, but I thought winning the Royals series would be a sure thing . . . I thought winning at the Dome would be a sure thing . . . Please send the PLAYERS HOME and WIN TWINS!!!!

WILD ABOUT WILD CARDS

I am still totally feeling the Wild Card thing - the Twins pulled off another stellar win last night against the Indians after Michael Cuddyer smacked the ball over the fence (again, this year to save the Twins butts). The hit came just when I thought the chips were down, but the Twins managed to pull another big "W" out of the dome. HOOYAH!!!

I know the Wild Card race is really tight, but I am still totally feeling like I will be buying a Twins Wild Card Championship t-shirt this year. The odds are up in the air, but if the Twins can keep the Dome magic alive and win a few on the road - the next month and half could be super duper fun!

Go Twins!

SUCCESSFUL BLOGSHIP

Ok, I realize to have a successful blog you should place an entry every day - that's what the readers want and frankly that's the main reason why people even have blogs so they can write EVERY DAY. I keep asking myself why I don't write every day?I usually have at least a few words that I want to share with the general public so I decided to make a list:

Top 5 Reasons I don't write on this blog every day:
1. I have dial-up - I know that's crazy this day in age, but I am cheap
2. I usually blog at work because it's NOT dial-up and some days work is too busy
for me to be goofing on the Internet
3. I feel like I say the same things every day - go Twins or Twins suck
4. I have a family that eats up an enormous amount of my time - is that normal?
5. I love to watch TV and that eats up the rest of my time - that's probably not normal either

Those are just the top 5 - I could rationalize why I don't write daily about my beloved Twinkies all day long, but I think my boss would start to wonder what all the click click clicking was about. . . (-:

GO TWINS!!!

AND A HUGE SALUTE TO THE BLOGGERS THAT WRITE EVERY DAY - I ADMIRE YOU ALL!!!

GOOD-BYE KYLE AND TWIN LYLE & Where was Mauer?

I have to say I am pleased to see Kyle Lohse and his evil twin Lyle Lohse get traded away. Now, Kyle is a fine looking fellow, but I was so sick of his double personality and unpredictable pitching, I am glad to have a chance at new bull pen blood with the Ward fellow.

p.s. One of my fellow girl Twins Fan/Stalker reported to me that Joe Mauer was super late for his signing at Best Buy on Saturday . . . Was Miss USA or Miss I Wanna Kiss You Today holding him up??? and does anyone know if my boy Justin was on time or were they held up somewhere together??? hmmmmmmm.....

I WANTED TO SEE JUSTIN!!!

This Post is to officially pout that I didn't get out to Best Buy to see my boy Justin Morneau )-: I had to work today and boo hoo I didn't get a chance to glance lustfully into Justin's eyes...I hope that doesn't mean bad Karma for tonight's game?!?! NO - how could I even think such a thing - GO TWINS - Get those Tigers by the Tail!!!!

WILD ABOUT WILD CARDS!!!

Holy Cow! The Twins swept the White Sox and are now in line to battle the Tigers and they really do need to take the Tiger by the Tail and win at least one game in the series. This series is definitely the hottest of the year and I just hope our 3 ace pitchers are warmed up and ready to MAKE IT HAPPEN! Go Twins Go!

WHO TO CHEER FOR?

At this point in the season, I don't know who to cheer for when the Tigers and the White Sox play. I don't like either team, but statistically I think the Twins have a better shot at winning the AL wild card than the AL Central so I guess I will cheer for the Tigers to beat the Sox. My Minnesota Twins Fan Ultimate Prediction . . . the White Sox will self implode, the Yanks will lose a few and win a few and the Twins will come out on top to win the Wild Card!

Let's GO Twins!!!!!