GOOD-BYE KYLE AND TWIN LYLE & Where was Mauer?

I have to say I am pleased to see Kyle Lohse and his evil twin Lyle Lohse get traded away. Now, Kyle is a fine looking fellow, but I was so sick of his double personality and unpredictable pitching, I am glad to have a chance at new bull pen blood with the Ward fellow.

p.s. One of my fellow girl Twins Fan/Stalker reported to me that Joe Mauer was super late for his signing at Best Buy on Saturday . . . Was Miss USA or Miss I Wanna Kiss You Today holding him up??? and does anyone know if my boy Justin was on time or were they held up somewhere together??? hmmmmmmm.....