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Minnesota Twins golden boy, Joe Mauer, has been diagnosed with a stress reaction in his left leg that will sideline him for a few days. An MRI was taken of Mauer’s leg and revealed the stress reaction, which is considered a precursor to a stress fracture. Twins general manager, Terry Ryan, said that he's confident that Mauer should be able to return to the lineup sometime next week and be available for Opening Day against the Orioles. So buy your Twins Tickets today! The Opener is going to be FABULOUS!